The Old Schoolmate
Easily tears down any self-esteem built up since High School.
Still has "Homecoming King: 1961, 1962, 1963" listed on his resume.
The Old Schoolmate held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, October 17, 2007 to Wednesday, October 17, 2007, heartily vanquishing Someone to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Albert McAcne.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
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Bashes Bulls. *boop* "This is the 6:30 westbound... in a couple minutes the dining car will be serving hamburgers, meatballs, steaks, and a side of hooves."