Ben Soilperocks-Hyde
Hours and Hours of dry conversation.
This guy leaves dinner parties as desiccated as a prune.
Ben Soilperocks-Hyde held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, October 18, 2007 to Thursday, October 18, 2007, heartily vanquishing Albert McAcne to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Hyuky Laffenjoke.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
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The Competitive Eater
Consumes mass quantities of food in minimal time. He once gurgitated an entire town's worth of Old Country Buffets and made the manager of Sizzler cry.