The Ring Leader
So underpays clowns that they become incapable of joy.
C'mon... No clown decides to be sad on purpose.
The Ring Leader held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, October 19, 2007 to Friday, October 19, 2007, heartily vanquishing Hyuky Laffenjoke to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Hot-shave Carl.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
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Son of the Eclipse
Stare too long and you'll never stare again. After he renders your eyes useless, he performs a total eclipse of your heart.