The Iron Cabinet
Filing away your documents... forever!
While you're in there, file your dignity under destroyed!
The Iron Cabinet held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, October 31, 2007 to Thursday, November 01, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Magma Carta to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Phillip LePhipp.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
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The Ghost of Christmas Fat
Enemy of svelte and seductive figures. The only thing hot about Koko after a visit from this guy will be her cheeks. You know. From embarrassment. Give me a break... it's Christmas.