Forge Smith

Forge Smith

Pounding any metal he can find into paper clips.

"There's an awful lot of metal in that there robotic feller. 'Bout thirty-five hundred clips I'd say."

Forge Smith held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, November 08, 2007 to Friday, November 09, 2007, heartily vanquishing Poachbot 12-P6 to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Prankster.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. It's too bad he can't pound a paperclip into a paperclip. (You know the one)

    Zach | [ a ]

  2. It's too bad he can't pound a paperclip into a paperclip. (You know the one)

    Zach | [ a ]

  3. the usage of the mustaches in all these heroes is masterful! i just love the idea of a high tech robot being pounded into little paper clips! i couldn't stop laughing... my favorite site by far...

    m | [ a ]

  4. haha, yes, M mustaches do make everything better.

    sutter | [ a ]

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