Glowbo held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, November 13, 2007 to Tuesday, November 13, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Silent Film Director to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Shiv Cactus.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Siphons moisture. Poor Amphibiore. He's about be the amphibian equivalent of a raisin. Though I bet even he will taste better in a cookie. Take that, raisins.