File Cake held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, November 14, 2007 to Thursday, November 15, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Warden to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Shelly the Efficient Secretary.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

They love you and leave you... for dead. You can't be a martyr without dying — no matter how much tri-phosphorus preservamate you contain.