Shelly the Efficient Secretary held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, November 15, 2007 to Thursday, November 15, 2007, heartily vanquishing File Cake to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Killer Kitty Calendar.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Breaking mobs with bad luck and tear gas Being blinded while carrying torches is just the beginning of the villager's bad luck once this feline crosses their path.