The Stork Orc held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, November 16, 2007 to Monday, November 19, 2007, heartily vanquishing Baby New Year to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of d20.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Ian Corey.
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Renowned for eating the precious oatmeal of others. I sure hope Mr. Groat breathes quick-cooking oats...