Baby New Year

Baby New Year

Kills calendars every January 1st.

"Should auld acquaintance be torn off the wall" — C'mon, everyone sing! — "and tossed aside in obsolescennnnnnce..."

Baby New Year held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, November 16, 2007 to Friday, November 16, 2007, heartily vanquishing Killer Kitty Calendar to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Stork Orc.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I think something horrible just happened.

    This Champ techinically beats itself!

    Ian | [ a ]

  2. I like the expression of wonder on the little guys face. That and hate for calendars.

    MORK | [ a ]

  3. Ian - Haha - theoretically... but does Baby New Year get beat? Or Old Man New Year?

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  4. This sounds like a job for the SuperSitter... or another job for the "Overprotective Parent"

    ANdy | [ a ]

  5. Whoever gave that tot the sharp pair of scissors to play with is the real villain.

    David | [ a ]

  6. Sounds like a job for Diaper Rash Man

    M.M.  | [ a ]

  7. Diaper Rash Man can't compete with Shiny Red Ball Man.

    Glenn Fleishman | [ a ]

  8. and Shiny Red Ball Man can't compete with January-1st-hangover crib

    Mack | [ a ]

  9. Wow... a crib actually sounds like a comfy place to sleep off a hangover. Lucky drunk babies.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  10. Are those the footsteps of the Nutty History Professor that I hear approaching?

    Dave | [ a ]

  11. Can I say that you guys are geniuses? 'Cause you're geniuses.

    Officially my new favorite way to kill time at the office.

    Joe | [ a ]

  12. Well, Matt's technically the only genius. And even then, he's only a Molecular Biology Genius. When it comes to every other discipline, he's pretty normal.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  13. So are you saying that BSR should henceforth be known as a SUPER Genius? (I'm assuming that you are totally unbiased in this)

    I changed my mind, btw. Baby New Year shouldn't worry about the Nutty History Professor. Not when Nurse Vaccinator, The Milk Burglar, Dirty Diaper and Scary Stranger are roaming free.

    Dave | [ a ]

  14. Hum what about the Lollipop Bugler - steal candy from a baby? YES I think I will! MAWHAHAHA!

    Trunk | [ a ]

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