Bored Office BersWerker held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, November 23, 2007 to Monday, November 26, 2007, heartily vanquishing Teavil to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Xplode.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Jon Burgerman.
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Highest "Mating-In-Captivity" success rate amongst all the nation's zoos. SWAT! SMACK! All that chirping and buzzing was ruining Tim's coming-of-age.