Xplode held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, November 26, 2007 to Monday, November 26, 2007, heartily vanquishing Bored Office BersWerker to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Sweaty Palmer.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Surrounds and overwhelms any single individual. Can Rick O'Shea deflect 60 simultaneously-thrown spears? No. What a dumb question.