Candy Dandy held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, December 07, 2007 to Sunday, December 09, 2007, heartily vanquishing Goldilocks to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Trick Or Treater.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

The same quality heroing at one-third the cost! The Seamstress just couldn't compete. Ninety-nine percent of all hero start-ups fail in their first week. Ninety-nine!