The Shampooer held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, December 11, 2007 to Wednesday, December 12, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Head Louse to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Corkslinger.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Her smothering affection will take your breath away. Lung Lad nearly died last family reunion. I'll go get the photo album...