Father Trismus held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, December 18, 2007 to Tuesday, December 18, 2007, heartily vanquishing Corrosive Ex-con to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Stalking Stuffer.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Invented history's first bomb. "It does look quite unstable... but still, it would be the absolute jewel of my collection!" — Final Entry, Journal of the Antique King.