Hellbent Horner held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, December 21, 2007 to Friday, December 21, 2007, heartily vanquishing Hurricandy Cane to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Lord Aleaping.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Uses any rings he can find for his games. Holy Holer's halo should be perfect for jilting people out of their money two dollars at a time.