Hellbent Horner held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, December 21, 2007 to Friday, December 21, 2007, heartily vanquishing Hurricandy Cane to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Lord Aleaping.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Breaks finely-crafted goods. No craftsmen should be forced to watch their life's work destroyed by Hurk. Luckily, Carpenter Ant was eaten by doves startled off the chandelier that fell when the motorcycle crashed through the stained-glass window wreathed in flames.