Shaolin Spinster

Shaolin Spinster

Master of the "Virgin Lotus Style".

Her ancient style of virginity is the DEADLIEST.

Shaolin Spinster held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, January 16, 2008 to Wednesday, January 16, 2008, heartily vanquishing The League of Virgins to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Arthur Ritus.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Peter Dalkner.

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Mum! You're so embarrassing.

    Sean | [ a ]

  2. She taught Ms. Crumplebottom (Sims 2), I'm sure of it.

    Laridian | [ a ]

  3. I bet she doesn't get too many challenges these days...

    burt | [ a ]

  4. Whats next I wonder, 'old age'?

    Tom | [ a ]

  5. TOO FUNNY!!! I love the whole concept!!

    omnichelle | [ a ]

  6. OMG, must refrain from making suggestion...

    I can imagine where this is going. Eek.

    dvlfish | [ a ]

  7. DIDN'T EXPECT IT TO GO THAT ROUTE! NICE WAY TO OUT-VIRGIN THE LEAGUE OF VIRGINS. I HAVE A CONTENDER IN MIND, BUT WILL WAIT!

    dOMINATORE | [ a ]

  8. I think its humorus that DOMINATORE was yell-typing.

    ...And her hands creep me out.

    MORK | [ a ]

  9. I'd hit that.

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  10. Sorry about the YELL typing. My computer at work only types in upper case due to an errantly thrown coke bottle.

    Dominatore | [ a ]

  11. I demand this on a t-shirt!!! This is too funny not to be spead in the form of nosy dorks looking at my stomach.

    DEADPOOL | [ a ]

  12. I'm agreeing with all of the people who are requesting shirts... there are many of these I would love to wear around.

    Lo | [ a ]

  13. the superest + cafe press = technology.

    Personally, I'd like a poster of the chain of heroes to put up in my cube. If there was a printable version of the characters, I would already have them all over. I don't want to pirate these guys hard work though.

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  14. That's odd. The last time I read Great Expectations, I didn't see any kung-fu fight scenes featuring Miss Havisham.

    L | [ a ]

  15. Everyone requesting shirts is right.... You're sitting on a gold mine, Trebeck! ... err.. I mean... Kevin and Sutter

    Keyser520 | [ a ]

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