Billy Goodsport held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, January 22, 2008 to Thursday, January 24, 2008, heartily vanquishing Mr. & Ms. Chievous Whim to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Loo Beast.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Completely devoid of hair... and FEAR! Nothing for Carl to do with his razor but slit his own throat.