Sinister Swapper

Sinister Swapper

Replaces right feet with left feet.

Try all she might, The Clogger just won't be able to dance again.

Sinister Swapper held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, January 28, 2008 to Monday, January 28, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Clogger to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Metrics.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. very nice! cheesy Latin jokes score double.

    theAutophobe | [ a ]

  2. "Sinister" huh? I bet his alter-ego is "Dexter." Nice.

    Jeffrey L. Whitledge | [ a ]

  3. ROFLMAO! (i realize i had never written ROFLMAO before)
    Excellent Kevin!

    diogo oliveira | [ a ]

  4. Adorably mean!!!

    Cleibe Souza | [ a ]

  5. I love this recently recurring rash (alliteration!) of double-hand/feet controversy.

    burt | [ a ]

  6. Bravo!
    I was thinking along the same lines too - The Clogger defeated by "The Well Wisher: Breaking Legs Through Encouragement"

    Bettsmedia | [ a ]

  7. I'm with Burt—the theme of one-way footedness is interesting. Kevin, did you have as much trouble as I did on dance day in P.E.?

    jeremy | [ a ]

  8. Whoa - you had a "dance day" in P.E.? Wow... suddenly my old school looks much less horrible!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  9. I had dance day in P.E.. We learned the grapevine and the Macarena. The Macarena was big back then.

    M. M.  | [ a ]

  10. Hmmm. I really DID dodge a bullet. Maybe I'll contribute to the alumni fund after all.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  11. Ugh. I had to square dance with the gym teacher because I was too tall to pair with the guys in my class. Big bullet dodged. Send them chocolate and money.

    dd | [ a ]

  12. Or just send them chocolate money.

    Mmmmmmm.

    burt | [ a ]

  13. Or just send them chocolate money.

    Mmmmmmm.

    burt | [ a ]

  14. Or just send them chocolate money.

    Mmmmmmm.

    burt | [ a ]

  15. I swear, it didn't TELL me it was posting multiple comments. I thought I was still on the first one! I'll just shut up for a few days.

    burt | [ a ]

  16. Don't worry Burt, it happens to me too occasionally. I swear this site is a lot more popular than the amount of comments suggest, because it's becoming increasingly slower to load recently.

    Shaun S | [ a ]

  17. HA HA Kevin, very good superhero!
    Any ambidextrous hero would be Immune to the Sinister Swapper!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  18. One-legged Willy to the rescue...no not that leg you sickos!

    Kibosh | [ a ]

  19. Ha ha, I didn't clue in to the latin joke until Theautophobe mentioned it. Absolutely brilliant.

    philip | [ a ]

  20. And who can defeat Sinister Swapper?

    PUS IN BOOTS, that's who. Try swapping 8 indistinguishable feet that are all interchangeable and can grow back...

    OK I am done. Nice, creepy-Victorian looking dude, I must say.

    Dvlfish | [ a ]

  21. lol... "sinister"

    good one!

    AConerlyColeman | [ a ]

  22. Ermm... what was the latin joke? *scratch head*

    QKK | [ a ]

  23. guilty feet have got no rhythm

    Deborah | [ a ]

  24. guilty feet have got no rhythm

    Deborah | [ a ]

  25. @QKK, et al. (bwahah more Latin fun)
    It was over my head, too.

    Jon | [ a ]

  26. Actually, I'd love to know - how many hits do you get in a day? How many people know how *awesome* The Superest is??

    Jill | [ a ]

  27. Jon: oh i see! very clever! thanks for the enlightenment!

    QKK | [ a ]

  28. Jill - Our hits, like most sites, go up and down in waves due to whether we're referred from big link sites. But it's been as high as 50,000 and as low as 2,000 a day. However, we're not tracking RSS feeds, and I'd say at this point most people follow the heroes through the feed rather than by checking the site, so those aren't necessarily reliable figures.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  29. I just realized... where does he get the extra left feet from?

    :-|

    Philip | [ a ]

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