Ztainlezz Zteel held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, March 13, 2008 to Monday, March 17, 2008, heartily vanquishing Lord Byron Oxide to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Paparazzo.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Punishes disobedient critters. Bad lemur! Mustn't steal! Mustn't use plastics when Mother has made perfectly acceptable biodegradable alternatives for nests!