The Human Hole held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, April 10, 2008 to Friday, April 11, 2008, heartily vanquishing Wind Breaker to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Sea Fellow.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Radiates a force of Pull. The Spring Break Monster just aged by about 60 years. Good luck trying to feed.