Marmalady held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, April 14, 2008 to Wednesday, April 16, 2008, heartily vanquishing Captain Captivity to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Sugar Suck.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Shrinks balls with his stare. If only the Abdominal Snowman had been made out of cubes. Or could run.