Cavi Tease held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, April 23, 2008 to Friday, April 25, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Pollen Count to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Reality Makeover Squad.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Can say anything 10 times fast. He'll defeat the Tongue Twisters faster than a longhorn sells at an... Austin auction. Hey! I get that now!