Claparella

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Nice.

Also, double meaning:

"The clap" is slang for gonorrhea. That's a whole 'nuther level of 'regret and discomfort.'
HaricotVert | [ a ]
Oh. Wait. That was the only meaning. *facepalm*
HaricotVert | [ a ]
;)
bearskinrug | [ a ]
"Applause" in this context is one of the most uncomfortable things I can possibly imagine.
Joseph Abrahamson | [ a ]
Inspired by a certain Stan Lee superheroine?
L | [ a ]
Well, I don't know much about that particular heroine, except the name, the lewd smile, and that she appears to be related to the Pollen Count.
bearskinrug | [ a ]
Hahaha @ first comment.

That's the joke, sillypants.
burt | [ a ]
"Are you trying to seduce me Mrs. Claparella?" - The Graduate (as it should have been)
Vair | [ a ]
i was hoping for a convenience store clerk because Phenomenalbert would never be allowed in without a shirt!
million | [ a ]
Go STD Power!
andylovesyou | [ a ]
Thanks, HaricotVert, for the explanation! Being a non-native speaker of English, I otherwise wouldn't have understood this defeat.
Hannah | [ a ]
And being a SLOW native speaker of English, I wouldn't have either...

No no, we'll go with "innocent." Yep.
dd | [ a ]
Mmh.. still don't understand what those words mean.. :(
oq | [ a ]