Holy Holer held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, May 06, 2008 to Wednesday, May 07, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Jani-Tormentor and his Bucket of Destruction to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Arnie Carney.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Creating constipation concoctions. Those Beetles will be jacked up when all the dung is backed up.