Fallout Fedora

Fallout Fedora

Impressive coifs should fear this toxic topper.

Hair today, gone tomorrow when this radioactive lid takes its perch.

Fallout Fedora held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, May 26, 2008 to Wednesday, May 28, 2008, heartily vanquishing Shredlock to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Hat Racker.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Peter Dalkner.

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. i bet that hat is red. linux puns FTW

    grg | [ a ]

  2. Funny, I thought it was an Indiana Jones joke.

    phrawgg | [ a ]

  3. haha, it is sooo an Indiana Jones joke! xD
    Awesome movie though!

    Love what you guys do, it has entertained me for hours!

    Shadowmancer | [ a ]

  4. Shreadlock: "Fe-d'oh!-ra"

    burt | [ a ]

  5. It is a brutal feeling to click "Fight Evil!" only to see that you just submitted a typo, and now have to sit there staring at it for a minute while it uploads to the site.

    *Shredlock*

    burt | [ a ]

  6. I love this, Petey! Good work!

    Eleanor Grosch | [ a ]

  7. Nice one Pete! This one was hard to beat.
    I am glad you kicked kevin's ass!

    :) ha

    niff | [ a ]

  8. Oh, no! My ass!

    Nice job, Mr. Dalkie-talkie :D

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

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