The Hunchback of Middle High

The Hunchback of Middle High

Steals bells before they can sound.

If you're lucky he'll play you a delightfully whimsical rendition of Carol of the Bells.

The Hunchback of Middle High held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, June 09, 2008 to Tuesday, June 10, 2008, heartily vanquishing The False Alarmers to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Dr Ted, Chiropractor.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Amazing. I check this site everyday even when I travel abroad... the difficulties in finding an internet cafe are well worth it!

    Alex | [ a ]

  2. I sympathize with why he became a bell thief. Children can be so mean, especially towards vulturesque hunchbacks.

    burt | [ a ]

  3. What happens if you are unlucky? Love the site!

    BinckyD | [ a ]

  4. If you're unlucky, he plays you the Carol Of The Bagpipes.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  5. Does he hide most of his bells in his hump? Is that even a hump, or is he wearing a hair shirt over his bookbag? I remember that being a trend when I was in middle high (the wearing of garments over bookbags, not specifically garments made of hair though). That, and making yourself pass out. Either way, I love this guy with his crazy eyes and leprechaun beard.

    solaana | [ a ]

  6. hey sutter, many people may have asked this before idk, but are you guys gonna make shirts for some of the heroes, and when will this shirts happen?

    fishete | [ a ]

  7. This guy is a different tack from the hero I was expecting: Good Mrs. Larson, Committer of Super Arson. "Term papers... term papers everywhere..." she was heard mumbing upon her arrest.

    L | [ a ]

  8. Fishete, go read all the comments on the Superest Store entry about three or so Heroes down.

    burt | [ a ]

A Random Hero!

The False Alarmers

The False Alarmers

An unlikely team of experts specializing in setting off the fire drill. Chubby Tim Rogers: His poorly-aimed dodgeball frequently hits the fire alarm. Jeremy The Delinquent: Needs to get suspended so he can go to Burning Man. Janitor Rufus: A fire drill guarantees him a 20-minute nap under the bleachers. Mr. Carver's Class will barely get their goggles on before they're forced to line up in the parking lot.