Lily Livered Lenny

Lily Livered Lenny

Spineless through and through.

If he ever came out of hiding to see his own shadow he'd be afraid of that too.

Lily Livered Lenny held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, June 10, 2008 to Thursday, June 12, 2008, heartily vanquishing Dr Ted, Chiropractor to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Cacto.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I guess that he the only thing he isn't afraid of is the dark! Good one Sutter

    Jezbort  | [ a ]

  2. Haha, what an unsafe way to open a door. What if someone slams it closed? Ouch.

    burt | [ a ]

  3. HAHA Lets all laugh and make fun of him because he can't do anything about it.

    Trunk | [ a ]

  4. His physical and metaphorical spinelessness are equally tragic

    Schnitzel | [ a ]

  5. To be defeated by Sergeant Perry O. Stium: Putting spine in even the most spineless recruits

    "Your ass is grass and I'm a lawnmower, now drop and give me 20 you spineless maggot!"

    Vercalos | [ a ]

  6. He's got character, but he looks so feeble. I wouldn't bet on him in a fair fight even if his opponent was The Unopposinator.

    L | [ a ]

  7. I think today's reply will be late folks - thunderstorms knocked out my internet since Tuesday, and I'm at a Panera right now so that I can see Sutter's hero.

    Stay tuned!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

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