The Beetlemaster

The Beetlemaster

His army of dung beetles will divide and conquer.

If she hasn't already, Ferteliza will roll up into a ball and die.

The Beetlemaster held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, June 17, 2008 to Tuesday, June 17, 2008, heartily vanquishing FertEliza to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Doctor Constipator.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Kevin, that's a noteworthy Additional Note you have there!

    burt | [ a ]

  2. I can only assume the proper cheer is:

    Ra! Ra! Ra! (or is it Seht! Seht! Seht!?)

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  3. I love how the beetle up front is obviously itching for a fight.

    Tony | [ a ]

  4. Wow. Awesome thinking there, Kevin. Some people might have just gone with a dung beetle, or a pair of them. But a mile-long army of them, with a mad pale Egyptian in charge? That's genius. Seriously.

    Isaac | [ a ]

  5. I'd call this a contender for placement on a shirt. Love it.

    Mancho | [ a ]

  6. Defeated by yoko?

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  7. Humm, possibly be defeated by State Government office staff? They’ll inundate the beetles with the load they shovel. The beetles will be wearing waders just to get out the door.

    I’m not bitter…. No seriously…I’m not. Just happier.

    netdruid | [ a ]

  8. This is the first time in a while I've actually laughed out loud. I think this one's absolutely perfect!

    Mike | [ a ]

  9. I normally don't comment. Just spectate and giggle... But this ONE, THIS ONE!! WOW! Really awesome. All bow in front of the BEETLEMASTER!!
    Awesome FULL STOP.

    Bolek | [ a ]

  10. I'd prefer to bow to one side of him so I don't get a mile long line of dung balls rolled over me...

    Manwithnofish | [ a ]

  11. The modern day Moses, leading his children of dung beetles out of the mundane and into their promised fertilized land!

    Daniel A | [ a ]

  12. Before I read the caption, I thought they were an army of scarabs with balls of yarn. Kevin's take on this makes much more sense...

    Bain0 | [ a ]

  13. Awesome dung beetle action!

    Michael | [ a ]

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