The Superstitious Villagers

The Superstitious Villagers

Every Mad Doctor's nightmare.

If only the beakers had arms, they could help bar the castle door.

The Superstitious Villagers held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, June 19, 2008 to Thursday, June 19, 2008, heartily vanquishing Doctor Constipator to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Tear Cat.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Stick a pitchfork in the Doctor; he's done.

    burt | [ a ]

  2. Is that a hoe?

    Sean | [ a ]

  3. I think that’s Shakespeare on the left there. :)

    Chris | [ a ]

  4. No Sean, I think it's just a soccer mom. She's holding a rolling pin. haha!

    bettsmedia | [ a ]

  5. I love the guy with the meat cleaver and Bear Bryant hat.

    Also that "Shakespeare" is planning on fighting with a broom.

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  6. From the looks on their faces, you can tell that Doctor Constipator has been been running amok.

    Phredd | [ a ]

  7. Looks like there has been a lot of inbreeding going on in that town.

    chris | [ a ]

  8. is it such a good idea for a lynching mob to set fire to someone full of gas?

    manicmanc | [ a ]

  9. Chris - That's an important ingredient in almost every village mob.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  10. I wondered if, rather than a broom, maybe that was a leaf rake. Pitchfork Lite!

    If it is a broom, he'd better be careful where he holds it, or it'll soon be another torch.

    Sunflower | [ a ]

  11. Come on! No way is that Shakespeare!
    It's clearly Marlowe.

    the Carboxyl Group | [ a ]

A Random Hero!

Hurricandy Cane

Hurricandy Cane

Twirls candy canes to create epic-force winds. The best damn baton-twirler above the Arctic Circle. And below, now that I think about it.