Jacques Hammer

Jacques Hammer

Scourge of aggregate stonework and crusty breads.

All that'll be left of Hulking Load is a pair of rubble-filled socks.

Jacques Hammer held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, July 01, 2008 to Tuesday, July 01, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Hulking Load to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Aching Head.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Mmmm. manboobs :D

    Jon Hansson | [ a ]

  2. With those for hands it'd be pretty hard for him to jack...oh nevermind.

    Alexander | [ a ]

  3. He must put his hat on verrrrry carefully.

    I like the patches of texture in the background. Nice composition!

    burt | [ a ]

  4. How the hell will he smoke cigarettes with those hands? And how the hell will he be a Frenchman without chainsmoking cigarettes? He's already missing his neckerchief!

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  5. This is really beautiful. It so often goes to French puns, doesn't it?

    Iancorey | [ a ]

  6. Well at least the socks survived. That was where his real power lived.

    Sutter | [ a ]

  7. I can just imagine the headaches this Hero will have from all that pneumatic drilling he'll be doing!

    Those are some mean arm muscles too!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  8. AJOB223: That's probably why he looks so cranky - can't get his nicotine fix.

    Sunflower | [ a ]

  9. This must be on a T-shirt!

    Derek Giromini | [ a ]

  10. Holy shit.

    Jacques Hammer is the best hero yet.
    He's French, he's surly, and he's got jackhammers for hands.
    Please put Jacques Hammer on a T-Shirt.

    the carboxyl group | [ a ]

  11. So good. SO GOOD. I can't stand it.

    angie | [ a ]

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