Lulling Lute held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, July 09, 2008 to Thursday, July 10, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Aching Head to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Allegrissimo.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Pete Dalkner.
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

His tininess allows him to fly into open orifices and destroy the fat cells within. Our Lady will be back to her slim self in no time with only a minor batch of internal bleeding.