Midwife held the coveted title of Current Champ from Sunday, August 10, 2008 to Tuesday, August 12, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Cord Marshal to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Thumb Gremlin.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Punishes disobedient critters. Bad lemur! Mustn't steal! Mustn't use plastics when Mother has made perfectly acceptable biodegradable alternatives for nests!