Jack Rummy held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, August 25, 2008 to Tuesday, August 26, 2008, heartily vanquishing Fairy Grandmother to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Queen of Clubs.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Ian Corey.
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Snips out tangles and sews the ends together. And now you know where Goomba's come from.