Down Undercutter held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, August 28, 2008 to Tuesday, September 02, 2008, heartily vanquishing Black Marketeer to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Shrimp on a Barbie.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Chapter 8: Pig dissection This litte piggy won't be storing anything when his parietal peritoneum is splayed out for all to see.