Shrimp on a Barbie held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, September 02, 2008 to Wednesday, September 03, 2008, heartily vanquishing Down Undercutter to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Thigh High.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Ben Claassen III.
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Uses any rings he can find for his games. Holy Holer's halo should be perfect for jilting people out of their money two dollars at a time.