Wee Kong held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, September 15, 2008 to Monday, September 15, 2008, heartily vanquishing Diet Pilot to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Feral Flea.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Eats your nails when you are asleep. Santa will never rest in peace again! (See Onychophagia)