The Phoneticist held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, September 23, 2008 to Tuesday, September 23, 2008, heartily vanquishing Feral Flea to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Tongue Twisters.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Your health is at risk! They'll need several search parties to find all of Pretzeled Pete. And maybe a container of melted cheese.