Barberbarian held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, October 28, 2008 to Thursday, October 30, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Forest Friends to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Barberchop Quartet.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

The incontestable bane of step-family. Step-dad will probably just be forced to dance in heated iron shoes, brought forth with tongs, until he dies. That seems to be a popular punishment among fairy-tale royalty.