Barberchop Quartet held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, October 30, 2008 to Tuesday, November 04, 2008, heartily vanquishing Barberbarian to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Son of Drone.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Invented history's first bomb. "It does look quite unstable... but still, it would be the absolute jewel of my collection!" — Final Entry, Journal of the Antique King.