Surgeon General

Surgeon General

Wages an eternal war on smoking.

That's convenient... after he defeats Jane Smoker he can reset her jaw.

Surgeon General held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, November 11, 2008 to Thursday, November 13, 2008, heartily vanquishing Jane Smoker to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Caffiend.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I've been reading this site for more than a year and this has got to be the best hero yet. Bravo, Kevin!

    Matt | [ a ]

  2. Is it my imagination, or is that a scalpel-saber?

    And one of my biggest complaints about modern fashion is that not enough people wear epaulets.

    Well done.

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  3. Yeah, I've been lurking around here for awhile now, and this hero made me laugh harder than any of the others. Everything about this picture is absolutely perfect!

    Unbe | [ a ]

  4. He best have given her a fair warning before biffing her like that.

    Kimball | [ a ]

  5. Are those cigarettes or molars flying from her mouth?!

    The General really packs a biff.

    Daniel A | [ a ]

  6. Indeed, great Hero! well done Kevin!

    I love the way even though he is in his scrubs, he looks dashing!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  7. The Superest has determined that smoking causes lung cancer, heart disease, emphysema and severe pummelings!

    Matt C. | [ a ]

  8. He's half surgeon...half general...and half suregeon!

    Aron | [ a ]

  9. wow. i've been here since day one, and this is absolutely the one that made me laugh hardest immediately. really fantastic sense of action, in addition to the amazing attention to detail. brava!

    brendan | [ a ]

  10. This is perhaps the best superhero i've seen... beating both Superman, Spiderman, Batman, Green Lantern, and every single superhuman character in DC comics and Marvel... simply put: It made me laugh. Well done.

    Peter ATkInSoN | [ a ]

  11. is it a wonder how all these heroes serve to avenge the unopposinator and some1?

    Dev | [ a ]

  12. Very nice, Kevin. Jane won't be coughing up a victory today.

    burt | [ a ]

  13. My favorite hero so far on this site. Great job Kevin.

    Mario | [ a ]

  14. DO WANT THE TEE-SHIRT!

    Derek Giromini | [ a ]

  15. Biff! Brilliant. If I tilt my PC monitor 20 degrees or so, it could be the old Batman TV show. Holy smokes! (Heh, sorry.)

    nightfly | [ a ]

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