Caffiend held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, November 13, 2008 to Tuesday, November 18, 2008, heartily vanquishing Surgeon General to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Spartame.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

His tininess allows him to fly into open orifices and destroy the fat cells within. Our Lady will be back to her slim self in no time with only a minor batch of internal bleeding.