Spartame held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, November 18, 2008 to Thursday, November 20, 2008, heartily vanquishing Caffiend to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Cyborganic.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Advocates strict, even-handed discipline. "Now, now, Kid Zombie — remember to wash behind your ears before bed! I believe they were blown into the toy chest."