Local 696
No bots for human jobs.
With the local Robot Smashers Union 696 around, nobody need worry about their job being taken over by a machine. They can be very persuasive.
Local 696 held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, November 24, 2008 to Thursday, November 27, 2008, heartily vanquishing Cyborganic to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Picket Fencer.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
A Random Hero!
Spartame
His sweetness is entirely artificial. First he sweetens up his enemies. Then, when they're not expecting it — STAB! And this really horrible aftertaste.