Upchuck held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, December 05, 2008 to Tuesday, December 09, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Sword Swallower to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Lawn Moe.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Loves all things equestrian, and all things confection. Ten legs or not, Decicorn's spine is going to snap when this lass climbs aboard.