Upchuck

Upchuck

Induces nausea with nausea.

Swallowed swords are much more dangerous when they're coming back up. All at once. Yeeeeeowza.

Upchuck held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, December 05, 2008 to Tuesday, December 09, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Sword Swallower to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Lawn Moe.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. So how much chuck would an up chuck chuck? I hope it's less than a bucket of muck.

    Fraser | [ a ]

  2. Very nice. Gotta love that logo.

    At first I asked myself "Why is he holding a baseball???" Haha.

    burt | [ a ]

  3. Apparantly there's a name for this particular stratagem.

    L | [ a ]

  4. That's brilliant! His suit makes me think he's doing it as some kind of sport...That would be disturbing enough, even without contemplating puking up swords....:D

    Aron | [ a ]

  5. The typography on all the illustrations is the unsung hero of the site.

    Robert | [ a ]

  6. OK, that brought on a full belly laugh. Nicely done.

    Hmm...would two Chucks and a teacup have been too much?

    MADman | [ a ]

  7. That is on of the first illustrations here that made me laugh audibly. HA!

    Jeremy Ricketts | [ a ]

  8. i love his eyeballs! they're saying 'oh... crap!'

    manicmanc | [ a ]

  9. That's one mighty finger to hold back the inevitable spew! He’d make a wonderful stress tester for all those airplane barf-bags.

    netdruid | [ a ]

  10. i've just realised... after another fit of giggles.

    is he wearing a white swimsuit??? LOL

    manicmanc | [ a ]

  11. Our servers are exploding again if anyone is wondering why there hasn't been a hero posted today. Hopefully it will be up by tomorrow.

    sutter | [ a ]

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