Magnus Colosso, Ninth Wonder Of The World

Magnus Colosso, Ninth Wonder Of The World

The only being on Earth able to endure the unrestrained brute force of a swung pillow.

Scientists only recently figured out what he was made of: powerfulness.

Magnus Colosso, Ninth Wonder Of The World held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, January 08, 2009 to Monday, January 12, 2009, heartily vanquishing Pillow Fighter to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Vertigopher.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. He still looks kinda worried though, it's a big pillow after all. Or perhaps the Pillowfighter suffered a wardrobe malfunction!

    Whodunnit | [ a ]

  2. He is one adorable Colosso! I would wear him in a t-shirt and put "The Only Being On Earth...' on the back. *hint hint*

    portablecity | [ a ]

  3. I think that a hero comprised of pillows can withstand the impact of another pillow. Hmmm, he DOES look bean-baggish.

    burt | [ a ]

  4. Oh, Burt. It's COMPOSED of, or COMPRISING. Not comprised of.

    Georgia | [ a ]

  5. What's the eighth wonder of the world?

    Sean | [ a ]

  6. hahaha. fabulous.

    he looks like a stone-made Uncle Fester.

    =D

    Faust | [ a ]

  7. I italicized it to accentuate the error! Now that's comedy.

    Oh, please let the English Language be the next hero. Or villain.

    burt | [ a ]

  8. Only made of powerfulness? Pretty sure I see some Awesomeness in there as well...

    officialsidekick | [ a ]


  9. I'm pretty sure King Kong was the 8th wonder of the world.

    Evan | [ a ]

  10. The Magnus-Colosso may be made of powerfulness, but surely Kevin was made of pure, unadulterated super-sarcasm when he made this one! An awesome new twist...laughed my ass off at this one! :D

    Aron | [ a ]

  11. I try to only use my super-sarcasm for good!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  12. Is...is Magnus in the nude?

    Daniel Anan | [ a ]

  13. i can imagine this tall entry on a t-shirt... available for anyone over 7'3"

    manicmanc | [ a ]

  14. Any pro wrestling fan knows that Andre the Giant was the Eighth Wonder of the World.

    Shem | [ a ]

  15. I guess if you're made of powerfulness clothes are optional.

    Terry | [ a ]

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