Debbie Dumped held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, January 20, 2009 to Thursday, January 22, 2009, heartily vanquishing Verminatrix to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Dehydrodater.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Induces nausea with nausea. Swallowed swords are much more dangerous when they're coming back up. All at once. Yeeeeeowza.