Chimney Sweep

Chimney Sweep

Cleans out Stovepipe Hats.

"You'd be surprised how much useless pink meaty gunk gets stuck at the bottom of these things."

Chimney Sweep held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, May 19, 2009 to Wednesday, May 20, 2009, heartily vanquishing The Diabolical Derailer to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Santa Claws.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I don't know if it's the picture, or just the idea of what he is doing, but that is really disturbing.

    Paleos | [ a ]

  2. Brilliant. I love it when the previous hero is also in the picture in the moment of defeat. It's so interesting to see how the original drawing is adapted!

    Hannah | [ a ]

  3. Is it me... or does this fella look a bit like Smeagol??

    Maybe that's his motive for cleaning stovepipes, he's looking for his precious.

    netdruid | [ a ]

  4. Kevin, are those extra stovepipe hat (SPH) cleaners strapped to his belt?

    That or some kind of zany propellor, right?

    burt | [ a ]

  5. Nice of Mahatma Ghandi to make an appearance in The Superest.

    Robert | [ a ]

  6. This thing is covered w/ phallic symbols or is it me?

    DanOhh | [ a ]

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