Super Nail-Eating Snail held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, May 26, 2009 to Thursday, May 28, 2009, heartily vanquishing Santa Claws to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Fermenting Tank.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at their moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Till Lassman.
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Emits a constant stream of helium gas. Thirty seconds with this guy and everything The Drone says will be hilarious.